{"product_id":"i-only-want-chickens-metal-sign","title":"Funny Chicken Sign – I Only Want Chickens Metal Sign","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Chicken Sign for People Who Understand Chicken Math\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou were only going to get a few chickens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen a few became a flock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somehow there is always room for just one more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003e“I Only Want Chickens” Funny Chicken Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for chicken lovers who know exactly how quickly a backyard flock can become an obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing playful chicken humor on durable rust-proof aluminum, this lightweight metal sign adds personality to chicken coops, hen houses, porches, kitchens, sheds and farmhouse spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes an easy, 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